Do you know a lot of funny horse jokes? Well, if you do, probably you will find some of them below. If you do have others to add please drop a comment. 1) What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?. A mechanic. We don’t horse around when it comes to horse jokes.
2) A talking horse walks into a bar and approaches the manager. “Excuse me, good sir,” the horse says, “are you hiring?” The manager looks the horse up and down and says, “Sorry, pal. Why don’t you try the circus?” The horse nickers. “Why would the circus need a bartender?”
3) Did you hear about the man who was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him? The doctor described his condition as stable.
4) What does it mean if you find a horseshoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
5) A horse sits down in a movie theater and the woman next to him asks, Excuse me… are you a horse? “Why yes, I am,” replies the horse. “What are you doing at this movie?” The horse says, “I really liked the book.”
6) You’re riding a horse full speed, there’s a giraffe right beside you, and a lion nipping at your heels. What do you do? Get off the carousel and sober up.
7) What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse? A tale of WHOA!
8) A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey.” The horse says, “Buddy—you read my mind!”
9) Where do horses go when they’re sick? The horsepital.
